Happy Birthday, Mary-Louise!

Today, Mary-Louise Parker, the #5 hottest member of our Faces Hot 100 turns 46!

No, really. 46. It's true.


Really.

We know. It's hard for us to believe too.

So what could this stunning and ageless beauty be doing on her big day?


Naked baking?

Naked birthday napping?



Promoting her Showtime series Weeds....naked?

Or maybe she's spending the special day with her special kids, Ash...

And Will...


Or, she could be naked.

Who knows.

But we're not complaining...

Happy birthday, Mary-Lou! Don't ever change.

....Or ever put on clothes, for that matter.

Ever.